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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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