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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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