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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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