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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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