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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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