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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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