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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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