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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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