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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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