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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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