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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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