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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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