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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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