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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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