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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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