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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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