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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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