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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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