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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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