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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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