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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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