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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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