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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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