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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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