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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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