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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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