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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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