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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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