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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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