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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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