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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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