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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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