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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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