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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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