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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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