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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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