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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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