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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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