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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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