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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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