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A paradigm.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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