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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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