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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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