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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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