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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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