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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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