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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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