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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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