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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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