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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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