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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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