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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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