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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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