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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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