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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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