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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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