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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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