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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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