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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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