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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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