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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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