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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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