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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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