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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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