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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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