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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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