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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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