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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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