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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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