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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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