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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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