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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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