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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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