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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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