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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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