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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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