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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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