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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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