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An elevator pitch.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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