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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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