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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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