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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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