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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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