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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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