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A son of a gun.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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It's a lap top.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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