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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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