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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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